March 2011
3 posts
February 2011
4 posts
I just ate a piece of plastic fork
I didn’t mean to, of course. But there I was, eating my lunch, and I bit too hard into the fucking thing. It made a terrible SNAP noise, and the tip of one of the tines landed, presumably, inside my mouth. Thing is, it was sharing that space with a bite full of chicken shawarma and hummus. I couldn’t tell where the tip of said tine went, so I tried to chew up all of the food...