Grant Shellen

"See if you can’t leave me about an inch from where the zipper [belch] ends around under my… back to my bunghole."

—

President Lyndon Baines Johnson, in the greatest custom pants order of all time.

I forget why, but we listened to the audio of this at work sometime last year and it was one of the highlights of my year (second only to my wife being pregnant).

(via putthison, via Dave)

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    This is so great. LBJ, how pants are you going to order today?

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