The Sponge does not wear tights
As previously mentioned, I’m a huge fan of Batman. While older incarnations of Batman wore what could be described as tights, his modern outfit is much more functional, so I’ll take a tip from him and go with a fancy Kevlar and carbon fiber suit.
As for my superhero name, I’m not sure. Seems like most of the good animals are already spoken for (bats, wolverines, hawks, flashers, etc.), though undersea invertebrates are largely unspoken for. I’m not a great fighter, but I am very good at cleaning. Thus, I’d call myself The Sponge. I would have a very tidy lair.
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