Jackie “Moms” Mabley would be the star of my ideal Super Bowl halftime show
Jackie “Moms” Mabley
If there’s anything sports fans love, it’s edgy racial comedy from a tired-looking dead woman. But seriously, she was amazing.
The Posies
Many recent Super Bowl performers (Bruce Springsteen, Tom Petty, The Rolling Stones, Paul McCartney) have been classic rock artists with a penchant for anthems. While these artists have certainly contributed to rock history in a large way, most of them aren’t that interesting to watch any more.
The Posies, on the other hand, is a band that’s been around for 20 years and is still able to rock harder than bands half its age. Their songs have enough pop hooks to get a stadium bouncing, even if those in the stadium might not know the words to “Hate Song” or “Solar Sister.”
Flava Flav
Moms Mabley would need a hype man to keep the kids interested.
Justin Timberlake
Personally, I think the boy’s talented. So what if we saw his nipple on national TV? I don’t see what the big deal is. Have you ever seen Olympic swimming? Some of those guys aren’t even wearing shirts!
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