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Dear Lindsay Lohan - Wednesday July 21st, 2010

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Dear Lindsay Lohan,

If someone were to come to me for advice on the best way to make an apple pie I wouldn’t have the foggiest idea of where to begin. Do you have to make the crust first? Or boil out all the sugars from the apple slices? Or is it like most desserts where you start with a couple cups of brown sugar and see where they take you. Who knows? My point is this : I don’t have the faintest idea why anyone would come to me for advice on baking

-Greg Rutter

I love this man.

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   I’m sick of Lindsay Lohan and the energy wasted on the media paying attention to her. But this is still awesome, and I...

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   I laughed aloud reading each one. Brilliant stuff.

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    Follow this guy. It’s hilarious! A post card mailed...every day she’s in

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    mundane postcard...Lindsay Lohan every day she’s incarcerated. So far, so good.

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    Greg Rutter= full of win. Follow his Tumblr

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    It’s not that I wished I thought of this, I’m just glad SOMEONE thought of it.

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    oh boy, here we go…

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    Oh whats that? You think

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    Bless you, Greg Rutter, and your infinite ideas for hilarious Tumblrs.

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